So, ummmm, the Obama VS. Romney rumble in the mountains (it was in Colorado…get it?) was less a debate than it was two Economics professors arguing about which shade of grey was better. Oh, and one hate’s Big Bird…seriously. Clearly, Prof. Romney won the debate and proved that his grey “with a touch of the Dark Side” was superior, but honestly, the trophy looked crappy and if I were Obama I wouldn’t be all that upset.However, if Barack is upset (which getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly can do to a …I assume that’s what he was looking down at all the time…his nuts being kicked) I have created a helpful 3 step plan on how to be better at debates than Mitt Romney.Step 1: Trust the Internet
First off, the Australian National University has maintained its geocities(?) webpage that describes debate techniques. Here’s the concept of rebuttal from said . . . → Read More: Paulitical Satire: Tips for Barack Obama on How to NOT Suck in the Next Debate
